Colorado Town Mourns the Loss of Longtime School Cafeteria Technician

Today South Park mourns the loss of a friend, a chef, and the best damn lover the town had ever seen.  It had been a long time comming and even though its been 2 years since Chef had fallen off a cliff, and then pooped himself, all the while being eaten by some wild animals, the sorrow of his death is still felt by the childern of this quaint, little town. Chef will always be remembered as the genius author of beautifully crafted pieces of music such as “Stinky Britches” and “Salty Chocolate Balls”. But never forget who he was at heart; a cafeteria worker with infinite knowledge of the inter-workings of the world (i.e. the location of the clitorus). We will miss you chef, you will never be forgotten.